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zeldathemes
i just don't want to die
without a few scars
Yuri Ysabel. Senior.
Designer of my own catastrophe.

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

badlydrawnbandguys:

in video release order, the young blood chronicles! fall out boy’s entirely accurate adventures summarised into just a few drawings.

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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pdlcomics:

Bird On a Plane

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand
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ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES

theflyinghamburger:

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

trumpetangst:

FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

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FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

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OTHER VIOLINS:

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VIOLAS:

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CELLOS:

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DOUBLE BASSES:

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OBOES:

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#tuning

FLUTES:

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CLARINETS:

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BASSOONS:

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HORNS:

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(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)

TRUMPETS:

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TROMBONES:

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TUBA:

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TIMPANI:

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OTHER PERCUSSION:

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THIS 

omg though I think I may have laughed a little more than I should have

this is too funny good grief!

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)
flewly:

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flewly:

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inkskinned:

“I had my first love this year but he left me and found someone else.”

inkskinned:

I had my first love this year but he left me and found someone else.”

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things—they save you.
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted (via perfect)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped


Half female, half male. Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.

Half female, half male. 

Bilateral gynandromorphism is a rare genetic disorder occurring in insects, arachnids, crustaceans, and birds, where a strange combination of genetic material splits a creature perfectly in half, with one side male and one side female.

Oli Sykes being the cutest thing in the Universe

ractse:


The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5.

wow beautiful

ractse:

The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5.

wow beautiful